I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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