It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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