My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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