is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
ttyl tear gas
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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