Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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