East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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