We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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