he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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