wanna go halves on a baby?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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