So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
we should paint friendship bongs
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