May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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