I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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