evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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