I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
tell me about the fingering
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