We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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