she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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