you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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