You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
im on a boat
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