Don't you send me to vm
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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