Are we in a gay sports bar?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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