Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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