I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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