thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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