i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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