this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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