After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He shit in the fireplace
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
