it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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