I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i drank out of a bidet.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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