tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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