wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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