Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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