real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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