I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Alive.
So much puke
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
