mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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