The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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