Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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