Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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