we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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