its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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