You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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