If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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