my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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