Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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