So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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