So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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