im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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