apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
my liver is dry heaving
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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