ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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