Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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