You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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