Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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