The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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